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Monday, July 7

A Picture Worth a Thousand Words





I HAVE THUNDER THIGHS.
AND THAT'S A COMPLIMENT
BECAUSE THEY ARE STRONG
AND TONED
AND MUSCULAR
AND THOUGH THEY ARE UNWELCOME
IN THE PETITE SECTION
THEY ARE CHEERED ON IN MARATHONS.
FIFTY YEARS FROM NOW
I'LL BOUNCE A GRANDCHILD ON MY THUNDER THIGHS
AND THEN I'LL GO OUT FOR A RUN.

JUST DO IT

NIKEWOMEN.COM







MY BUTT IS BIG
AND ROUND LIKE THE LETTER C
AND TEN THOUSAND LUNGES
HAVE MADE IT ROUNDER
BUT NOT SMALLER
AND THAT'S JUST FINE
IT'S A SPACE HEATER
FOR MY SIDE OF THE BED
IT'S MY AMBASSADOR
TO THOSE WHO WALK BEHIND
IT'S A BORDER COLLIE
THAT HERDS SKINNY WOMEN
AWAY FROM THE BEST DEALS
AT CLOTHING SALES
MY BUTT IS BIG
AND THAT'S JUST FINE
AND THOSE WHO MIGHT SCORN IT
ARE INVITED TO KISS IT.
JUST DO IT
NIKEWOMEN.COM





And a little something for Whit and Mary...






What more can I say!

Happy Training,
Love Jenn

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